Just Desserts

Yeah, that's right. With a cherry on top.

You know, in my experience, when people aren't going to return to their jobs, it's called a "firing."

It's funny, when you choke horribly in the fourth quarter against a team everyone who backed you wanted you to beat, people get upset.

I wonder if ESPN 8 (you know, the Ocho) would hire John to color commentate on D-III games... Oh wait, I'm lying. I don't wonder that. I just don't care.