Apparently Jerry Springer was ousted last night on ABC's "Dancing With the Stars." I found this out via the MSNBC article titled "Jerry Springer: Gentleman Till the End." This is hilarious to me. Some of you may not be aware of this, but prior to breaking up fights between transvestite lovers who may or may not be siblings, Jerry was actually an elected official -- the mayor of Cincinnati. But it gets better than just the tale of following up a career of public service with referring cage matches between twelve year-old crack and sex addicts.
Do you know why Jerry Springer is no longer the mayor of Cincinnati? Because he was caught with a prostitute. Who he attempted to pay with a City of Cincinnati check. That bounced. I honestly cannot make this sh*t up. So, Jerry is quite clearly a gentleman till the end. Or at least until it's time to pay the hooker.
On to this week's NFL spreads. Remember, assign 25, 15, 10, 5 and 1 point to each game. Pick the MNF winner (we can dispense with the point total from now on) if you have not already done so. here goes:
Favorite Spread Underdog
GREEN BAY PACKERS 3
MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
New England Patriots 2
4 comments:
One redeeming quality of Dancing with the Stars: Brining Stacy Keibler into your living room twice a week during 2005.
Not that ND needs it this weekend, but this bulletin board material is a little out there:
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2751
Como se dice Zahm Hall?
This one's actually a bit better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAqLpmlXziY
Mmmmmm...Stacy Keibler!
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