While I sit twiddling my thumbs waiting for the appointed hour when I can leave (tomorrow) for the airport, lots of thoughts race through my head. And since this is a blog (essentially an egotistic exercise in humor), I thought I'd share:
-- I watched Roddick beat Hewitt last night (after catching the end of the Sharapova match). I find it amusing that I cannot really notice the difference between a 110 and 140 mph serve but that the difference between a 70 and 100 mph pitch in baseball is glaring.
-- Charlie Batch is not as bad as some would have you think, nor is Daunte Culpepper as good (I am looking at you, Peter King). Go Steelers.
-- Read this story. While not crashing while masturbating, it is still something else.
-- Jenn Sterger is hot, no matter what EDSBS thinks. That said, go away Jenn Sterger. The fact that you have a relationship/sports column on CNNSI makes me think that the end cannot be far away. Let's hope the Rapture comes after the PSU game ('cause those tickets were expensive).
-- At this point, does anyone -- and I mean anyone -- actually care about what is happening in baseball? Some Marlins guy working for minimum wage threw a no-hitter last night....and I was more concerned with the pre-game football stories. Wake me up when the playoffs get here.
-- Anyone see Invincible? Any good? Should I spend 11 dollars? There's no chance I see Marky Mark's package again, right? Avoidance of that is definitely in the top five movie-going rules.
-- CNN says Guilani and Clinton are the favorites for the 2008 race. I cannot stress how much I would love for this to happen. It could be the most contentious campaign of all-time. Think, for a second, about the insults sure to be let loose.
-- Not to speak ill of the dead, but is anyone surprised the "Croc Hunter" died while at work? This guy basically pissed off humongous deadly animals for sport. I'm shocked, shocked that he died doing that.
-- Why must CNNSI put the swimsuit pictures on the sports webpage? Are they actively trying to get me fired?
-- Ever notice how so many of the Russian tennis players have "dead eyes"? That is, no real emotion in them? "If he dies, he dies." "I must break you."
-- Where should I park when coming to the ND-PSU game? I don't mind walking a bit, just need to know where to shoot for.
-- Get your NFL picks in to questionablecommentary@yahoo.com.
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A no-hitter in only your 13th Major League start is pretty impressive. Doing it in front of only 12,561 fans (half of which probably weren't even sold since all teams now count attendance based on "tickets sold" instead of "turnstile count") is pretty embarrasing for the Marlins organization.
What happened to your love for the Phillies?
All I have to say about Jen Sterger is: mmtsk! mmtsk! mmtsk!
As for parking, SMC seemed the easiest place to park. It's a trek, but easy access.
Clown Hater wrote:
"As for parking, SMC seemed the easiest place to park. It's a trek, but easy access."
Are you talking about parking cars, or SMiCkers wearing overalls?
Oh, Perez!
Wanted to throw a little 3E out there before the weekend :) !
C'mon Mike, when's the PSU post-mortem going to show up???
To steal the National Enquirer's tagline from the late 80's tv ad, "Enquiring minds want to know!"
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